Meanwhile I have just learned of a new way in which men have been unthinkably misogynistic.
Pending a release of new flatulence guidelines, all men found to be farting above acceptable decible ranges will be subject to disciplinary behavior including- but not limited to- mandatory dietary fiber restrictions. Cabbage in particular will be verboten.
We shall also institute educational courses to better teach all female henchpeople how to achieve proper equitable-range flatulence in specially prepared spark-and-open-flame free classrooms.
I am afraid I am far too busy to write further, I need to work out the guidelines with HR immediately.