Progress continues.
Jar Jar Binks is powerful.
As in Multiply By Zero powerful.
He is the cinematic equivalent of a kazoo.
Indeed, much like there is not a song yet written that- when played on a kazoo- does not become a laughable mess I cannot imagine a single movie in which putting in Jar Jar would not make it absurdly terrible.
Just picture any memorable quote from a movie, and JarJar it to damnation. That link takes you right to a handy translator, if you have mercifully managed to forget how that horrible snail-eyed gecko-donkey spoke.
A few examples :
"Missa wish missa knew howa to quit yousa."
"All thesa moments ganna be nocomebackie in time… likein tearsies in rain!"
"Ever since missa ganna remember missa always wanna be a gangsta. To missa da was bedda than be da chancellor of da unit states. To be a gangsta was to own da biiig empire."
"Franklies missa dear, missa no giva damn!"
"Goes ahead, makes missa day."
Jar Jar truly does possess a dark power.
Progress continues.
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